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45s-1d » 2007 » May
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Monatsarchiv für May 2007

Aufforderung?!

Thursday, den 31. May 2007

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„AUSZIEHEN!” – Mann, 60+, vorm Stadtgarten, Köln

Hamster – die Zweite

Thursday, den 31. May 2007

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Durchwahl nummero uno: besetzt. Durchwahl nummero due: besetzt. Zentrale: Warteschleife, Piep, Warteschleife, Piep, Piep, Warteschleife. Nach 14 Minuten 40 erhielt Hamster die Information, dass auf Durchwahl nummero uno gerade gesprochen wird. Mach‘ Sachen! Und dass es viele Mitarbeiter mit dem Namen XY gibt. Getreu dem Motto „Viele Wege führen nach Rom”, spielte Hamster Durchwahl-Bingo. Hatte […]

Spieglein, Spieglein…

Wednesday, den 30. May 2007

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„Ne, mit 32 kann man keine Falten im Gesicht haben.” – männlicher Clochard, Habsburgerring, Köln

Hamster

Wednesday, den 30. May 2007

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Pausbäckig, flauschig-gestoppelt fühle ich mich äußerst klein – nein, winzig. Ich, der Hamster, in der Tretmühle einer Behörde. Viertel vor zwölf springe ich mit meinen tapsigen Füßchen das erste Mal auf den Tasten des Telefons, hechele zur Muschel und lausche den OldSkool-80er-Synthesizer-Klängen der Warteschleife. Die gibt‘s zur Belohnung, wenn ich, gehetzter Hamster, die Ansage mit […]

Au, Backe!

Tuesday, den 29. May 2007

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So der Hinweis auf dem Deodorant meiner Wahl. Fünfzehn Zentimeter also, nicht mehr, nicht weniger und nicht ungefähr. Da musste ich erst sechsundzwanzig Jahre und ein paar Tage alt werden, ehe ich das korrekte Deodorieren lernte. Peinlich, peinlich. Doch damit euch das nicht ähnlich ergeht, habe ich Abhilfe geschaffen:

Bitteschön! – Für etwaige Folgeschäden wie mangelnde […]

Hrrrrr.

Saturday, den 26. May 2007

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Da braut sich was zusammen. Ich liebe es…

SchockschwereNot.

Friday, den 25. May 2007

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DIE kennst du. War mein Gedanke, als ich gerade einen Blick vom Monitor auf den im Hintergrund flimmernden und auf stumm geschalteten Fernseher warf. Claudia, wasserstoffblonde kurze Haare, aus dem hohen Norden. Aber woher? In welche Kamera eines Unterhaltungsformates hielt sie schon einmal ihr Gesicht?
Ach, natürlich, wie konnte ich vergessen. Das ist DIE CLAUDIA, […]

Ich hatte sie alle.

Thursday, den 24. May 2007

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Die Sternsinger. Den Mann von der GEZ. Den Arcor-Vertreter. Den Pizza-Bringdienst für den ungeliebten Nachbarn. Die Müllmänner, Postboten und Werbung-Austräger. Die Frau, die mir die Rechte zur Begrüßung und die Linke mit einem Arsenal an Messern, Gabeln und Scheren entgegen streckte – kurz: die Scherenschleiferin aus Ehrenbreitstein – penetrant und, soweit es stumpfes Besteck sein […]

Sportlich? Sportlich!

Thursday, den 24. May 2007

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Achtung, achtung! Innerhalb des Posts schweife ich ab… Sah gerade noch Mal Diegos Tor aus mehr als 60 Metern. Schon ein schicker Treffer. Bleibt in Erinnerung, vermutlich. Doch welche sportlichen Höchstleistungen aus deiner Karriere sind dir in Erinnerung geblieben? Und hier kommen sie:
Aber zunächst schweife ich, wie angedroht, ab. Denn eigentlich wollte ich Diegos Tor […]

Partyprogramm

Wednesday, den 23. May 2007

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Was einen auf dem Event wohl erwartet hätte???Nachtrag 24.05.2007: Falsche Frage. Nicht was einem auf dem Event widerfährt ist interessant, sondern was man zuvor erlebt hat. Ts, ts.