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45s-1d » 2008 » September
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Monatsarchiv für September 2008

Urbaner Lifestyle

Tuesday, den 30. September 2008

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Nach Feierabend einfach Mal in das hektische Gewusel des Hauptbahnhofs eintauchen, über die dort ansässige „Fressgass” schlendern, schnuppern, links und rechts in die Töpfe, Pfannen und Auslagen schauen und sich dann für Hähnchen mit Ananas und Orangensoße auf Nudeln entscheiden. Verdammt lecker. Verdammt urban als Take-Away in der Microwave-safe-Box. Verdammter Stilbruch dank Plastikgabel statt Essstäbchen. […]

Damn, wieso bin…

Tuesday, den 30. September 2008

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ich bloß schon aus dem Alter Wunschzettel zu schreiben raus?

Reiche Ernte

Sunday, den 28. September 2008

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Mit einer Schere und eisernem Willen bewaffnet rückte ich meinen Pflanzen zu Leibe. Seit Wochen schon ein zähes Ringen um jeden noch so winzigen freien Zentimeter. Sie weigern sich ja beharrlich, in die Höhe statt in die Breite zu wachsen. Nach oben hätten sie noch gute zwei Meter Luft, aber in die Breite kann ich […]

15 Jahre zu spät

Saturday, den 27. September 2008

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In meinen frühen bis mittleren Zehnern spielte ich die Sommernächte hindurch mit einer Freundin Federball. Das Feld war der komplette Hof (inklusive Wand), der Ball durfte aufspringen so oft er wollte – Hauptsache, man konnte ihn noch spielen. Und wenn‘s zu dunkel wurde, dann liefen wir eben vor zum Bewegungsmelder der Hofeinfahrt und zurück aufs […]

Kaufentscheidung leicht gemacht

Thursday, den 25. September 2008

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Seit Tagen schon passiere ich abends stets das Schaufenster mit dem herrlich oldschool-mäßigen, orangefarbenen Kühlschrank. Meist nur ein flüchtiger Blick, dieses Mal ein die Nase an der Scheibe platt drücken. Gerade als ich die kleingedruckten technischen Spezifikationen studiere – Fassungsvermögen, Tiefkühlfächer, Obst- und Gemüsefächer, Stromverbrauch – geht *knipps* das Licht aus. So kann man sich […]

Autofahrer-Anekdoten

Tuesday, den 23. September 2008

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Das hier scheint doch noch in Mode zu kommen. Beim kurzen Plausch klärte sich dann auf, dass damit die Schwägerin geneckt wurde. Erfüllt im übrigen auch den Zweck eines Einweg-Taubenshiet-Schutzes. Nur sollte man keinen eiligen Termin haben.
Den hatte ich als ich das zweite Mal in dieser Stadt so eingeparkt wurde, wie ich dachte, dass es […]

Begehrenswert

Tuesday, den 16. September 2008

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Nüchtern betrachtet hat mein Auto mittlerweile mehr Nummern zugesteckt bekommen als ich. Ich glaube es liegt am mir fehlenden Heckspoiler. Muss einfach so sein.

Oversexed

Tuesday, den 16. September 2008

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Woran merkt man, dass sich ein Online-Journalist im Verlauf eines Tages zu sehr mit Themen rund um Sex beschäftigt hat? Wenn der Artikel mit dem Tag abgeschlossen wird.

In die Sch..ße gegriffen

Tuesday, den 16. September 2008

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Auf dem Hinweg die Bahn mit den Schulkindern nach dem Sportunterricht erwischt, auf dem Rückweg die Bahn mit den Schichtarbeitern der Produktion. Bäh.

Ja Sakrament…

Tuesday, den 16. September 2008

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Wozu sind Preisauszeichnungen eigentlich gut, wenn sie an der Kasse eh nicht gelten? Cent-Beträge im Supermarkt. Nur, mag man denken. Rechnet sich allerdings auch. Und ist lästig, die Kassierer stets darauf hinzuweisen. Im zehn Euro-Bereich im Möbelhaus – vielleicht habt ihr ja auch die Katalog-Nummer mitbekommen. Und nun auch noch beim Internetversandhandel. Wobei ich mich […]