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45s-1d » Lippenbekenntnisse
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Archiv der Kategorie 'Lippenbekenntnisse'

Zu spät.

Tuesday, den 14. April 2009

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„Ach du Scheiße!”– *rumms*, Radfahrer bevor er offensichtlich mit der Fahrerseite eines PKW in Kontakt kam. Alles okay? Am Radfahrer, am Wagen. Ein Handschlag, weiter geht’s.

Hosen runter!

Sunday, den 29. March 2009

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„… wenn der Gegner sich entblößt…”– Fußball-Bundestrainer gibt im Sportschau-Interview die Erklärung, ab wann das Toreschießen leichter wird. Deshalb trug das Maskottchen zur WM ‘06 also keine Hose

?!

Friday, den 27. February 2009

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„Oswalt Kolle hat den Sex stubenrein gemacht.”– Kollege zu einer Kollegin in der Teeküche.

Haha…

Wednesday, den 25. February 2009

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„…abgefuckter Motherfucker!”– Junge, U16, Trolley hinter sich herziehend, Dose Faxe in der anderen Hand, 21.30 Uhr, Veilchendienstag, Köln HBF

Fahne? Fresse!

Wednesday, den 4. February 2009

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„Der wird eh gleich meine Fahne riechen!”– Da muss ich der Enddreißigerin recht geben, als ich an ihr und ihrer Fahne vorbei zum Ausgang der Bahn gehe. Und das an einem Dienstag um 11 Uhr morgens. Beschämend.„Der kriegt von mir ein paar auf die Fresse, dann macht er schon Schluss.”– Teenager mit Handy am Ohr, […]

Einspruch.

Sunday, den 2. November 2008

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„… wie heißt es so schön: An der Nase eines Mannes …”– „Auf gar keinen Fall!”, fällt die Freundin der Sprecherin mit Vehemenz ins Wort. Aufgeschnappt bei zwei Frauen, Anfang bis Mitte 30, mit denen ich dann noch den Aufzug teilen durfte und mir mein Lachen nur schwer verkneifen konnte.

Kaltakquise

Thursday, den 30. October 2008

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„Hey Chef, hättest du freundlicherweise noch eine Ziggi?” - „Häh?” – „Eine Zigarette, oh, ein Joint, noch besser!” – „Komm‘ mal mit.”– End-Zwanziger zu dem Mann hinter mir. Gemeinsam gingen sie den Bahnsteig noch einige Meter hinunter und stiegen in Verhandlungen ein. Glaube, bei zehn Euro hatten sie sich geeinigt. Dann kam die Bahn des […]

Glaubensfrage

Friday, den 13. June 2008

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„Glaubst du noch an den Fahrplan?”– Ältere Dame zu ihrer Freundin, Ebertplatz, nachmittags. Da ich gerade das Vergnügen hatte, mit meiner Bahn einzufahren und am direkt gegenüberliegenden Gleis meine Anschlussbahn die Türen schließen und fortfahren zu sehen, entfährt mir ein beherztes „Ich nicht mehr” – was immerhin schon harmloser ist und klingt, als das, was […]

Ansage.

Friday, den 23. May 2008

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„Du hast den Typen angeheuert und jetzt bedroht er meine Familie.”– Disput zwischen zwei Männer, Köln auf einer Straße, genauere Location bleibt ausnahmsweise Mal ungenannt

Kenn’ ich.

Wednesday, den 30. April 2008

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„Kenn’ ich aus Rodenkirchen.” – Frau, Anfang 40, abends kurz vor 23 Uhr, auf meine Erklärung hin, dass die Bahnen nach 23 Uhr im Halbstundentakt fahren, sie aber besser früher da sein sollte, weil… „Die Bahn früher kommt. Kenn’ ich aus Rodenkirchen.”